Special Stinger

You can make fun of your favourite Scorpio birthday-girl or boy. Of course you can... you're giving them a personalized card, after all. A little teasing goes a long way.

They'll love it!

Planet Ruler

In light of Pluto's recent demotion, Scorpios the world over need a little extra praise to make sure they feel included as equal members of the zodiac.

Here's to famous distant cousins, out there in the darkness. May they bring us needed wisdom from the depths.